Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he proposed to her?
We're too young... we cantaloupe!

Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9 and 10.

What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.

Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

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