A 2nd grade teacher was teaching her class how to identify flavors associated with different colors and decided that Life Savers would help with the lesson.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red...................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green.................Lime

Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh no! They're ass-holes!"

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