8 Mar 2010
My brother used to work in an electronics factory. He says that if you reverse the negative and positive battery cables, instead of playing the radio listens.
Old doctors never die. They just lose their patients
Old fisherman never die. They just smell that way.
Q. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A. A stick
Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. Only one. But it really has to want to change.
Q. How many yuppies does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. Two. One to fix the Martinis, and one to call the electrician.
Q. Why are there so many Smiths in the telephone book?
A. They all have phones.
Q. What do you get when you cross a poison ivy with a four-leaved clover?
A. A rash of good luck.
Q. What do you get when you cross milk of magnesia with orange juice?
A. A Phillips screwdriver.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dog with a cantaloupe?
A. A melon collie baby
Q. Why did the cannibal move out of the city?
A. Because he got fed up with people.
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